Tuesday, January 28, 2014

"The Power of TOOLS"


*For a direct link to "The Power of TOOLS" video, click here.

To honor the incredible women that come out to my Do-It HERSELF workshops at The Home Depot, I created my first non-literary parody music video called "The Power of TOOLS" - mashing up power tools with one of my favorite 80's songs.  I am constantly amazed at the power of WOMEN!!!  We really can do anything with the right instruction and encouragement and I thank each and every one of you for reminding me of that every third Thursday of the month when we come together at the workshop to learn a new home improvement skill.  I also want to thank The Home Depot for allowing a creative and comical person like myself to still find a useful purpose in an environment where most of the time I am not exactly an expert.  Hosting these  Do-It HERSELF workshops has truly become the highlight of my time spent in the orange apron! 

I have included the lyrics of the song in this post because that is what is most important in this video, not my cute tool outfits (even though I loved making them.)  This song is called "The Power of Tools" but more importantly, it is about the "Power of YOU."  Anything is possible ladies, so as they say on those orange buckets...Let's Do This!


“The Power of TOOLS” 
by Meredith Myers

The POWER of TOOLS
Is a curious thing
Make one MAN weep,
Make another WOMAN sing
SAND a DOOR
TILE a FLOOR
More than DRILLING
That's the power of TOOLS

TOUGH like HAMMERS,
ROUGH like SAWS
Stronger and harder
Than HOMER'S dreams
Make a bad project good
Make a wrong one right
Power TOOLS
Might keep you up all night

(Chorus 1)
Use a ROLLAR
To PAINT that FRAME
Might need a PLUNGER
To clear that DRAIN
It's strong and it's sudden
And it's cool sometimes
You might just save some TIME
That's the power of TOOLS
I love POWER TOOLS

First time you try it,
It might make you mad
Next time you use it
It will make you glad
But you'll be good, LADY
When you've found
POWER TOOLS
Make the world go' round

(Chorus 2)
Use a ROLLAR
To PAINT that FRAME
Might need a PLUNGER
To clear that DRAIN
It's strong and it's sudden
And it's cool sometimes
You might just save some TIME

Some say WHAT I WEAR is really WEIRD
Yeah, but I don't care
But you'll know what to do
Thanks to my WORKSHOPS here
And with a little help from above
You feel the power of TOOLS
Feel the power of TOOLS
Want to feel it?
Hmmm

(Guitar solo)

(Chorus 3)
Use a ROLLAR
To PAINT that FRAME
Might need a PLUNGER
To clear that DRAIN
I’m TOUGHER than DIAMONDS
And STRONGER than STEEL
You won't feel nothin'
Till you feel
You feel the POWER?
Just the power of TOOLS
That's the POWER,
That's the power of YOU
YOU feel the power of TOOLS
I feel the power of TOOLS
I SEE the POWER in YOU

Thanks to all of my wonderful workshop ladies
at Home Depot store #6304.