Monday, December 24, 2012

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Everything in this picture I made myself!
(Well, not the chair...me with a saw is not a good idea.)
What a wonderful holiday season I am having!  Making gifts, baking cookies, EATING.  I am just so grateful to have had the most wonderful year thanks to all of you coming to my shows, purchasing my literary designs, and reading this blog.  Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart.  I hope you have a wonderful holiday season filled with love, laughter, food, and a good book that you can dance to!  

As I am hosting Christmas Eve dinner for my family, I have to run but here's another look at my "I Ran After the Gingerbread Man" holiday video.  And, yes, I am having four different types of gingerbread tonight: cookies, cheesecake, cake and tea!

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Direct link to the "I Ran After the Gingerbread Man" video here: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-UPtpDWe88


Sunday, December 9, 2012

Order Stand-Up Librarian Designs This Holiday Season!

StandUpLibrarianDesigns.com
This holiday season, don't forget to order the librarian or book lover in your life one of my literary fashions!  Items include wristlet purses, fanny packs, cosmetic bags, Christmas stockings, scarves and headbands - all in literary prints - because if there is one thing smarter than reading a book, it is wearing it!  Please visit StandUpLibrarianDesigns.com for more information (and custom orders), or go directly to my Etsy Shop for items ready to ship.  Each item comes with a free bookmark!

For a limited time, I am also selling my signature bow headband that I wear on stage.  I've had so many compliments on it (not to mention, requests to sell it) that I will try to meet the demand and produce a few of them for my special patrons who want one.

Be literary fabulous this holiday season - READ!

Posing with my book cart before a show.
Antique Books Bow Headband - $25
Available for a limited time only!


Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The Stand-Up Librarian Performs at The Strand THURSDAY!

The flier Lisa from The Strand created to promote my show.
Thank you, Lisa!

THE STRAND BOOKSTORE – 7pm
Thursday, December 6th
$10 Strand Gift Card (can be used for any Strand purchase)
828 Broadway at 12th Street (3rd floor Rare Book Room)
About the show: Click HERE
For reservations/gift card purchase: Click HERE

I hope to see you there!

For Immediate Release
STAND-UP LIBRARIAN MEREDITH MYERS
BRINGS ALL-LITERARY COMEDY SHOW 
TO THE STRAND DECEMBER 6TH

NEW YORK, NY (November 15, 2012) – “So a comedian walks into a library and decides to work there…”  Comedian/Librarian Meredith Myers, also known as TheStand-Up Librarian, brings her all-literary comedy show to The Strand Book Store on December 6th. The event begins at 7pm and the purchase of a $10 Strand gift card is required to attend.

You’ve seen stand-up, but not like this!  Myers will perform an hour of hilarious literary entertainment for all ages as she riffs on pop culture icons, authors, story time, and books, books, books.  A combination of Pippi Longstocking and Sandra Bernhard with the wardrobe of Carrie Bradshaw, Myers entertains while educates about the importance of literacy and libraries as she addresses Melvil Dewey and the Dewey Decimal System, honors Edgar Allan Poe in a rock n’ roll musical parody, and dances on a book cart in a delicious holiday-inspired musical number all in literary costumes she sews herself!  There will most certainly be no shushing at this show!

Myers has a Masters degree in Library and Information Sciences and has been performing stand-up comedy across the country since 2002 after checking out a comedy book from her local library.  She wrote, produced and starred in her one-woman show Like a Publicist off-off Broadway in 2003, which received rave reviews and was based on her years working in public relations for celebrities Hugh Jackman and Jeremy Renner to Diana Krall and Whitney Houston.  Binding her experiences in comedy and libraries, Meredith created StandUpLibrarian.com in June of 2010 to educate and entertain people about the importance of libraries and literacy.  In 2012, she launched StandUpLibrarianDesigns.com so she would have something literary fabulous to wear!  Her literary purses are carried by The Strand and are available for purchase at the show.  Myers currently lives in St. Petersburg, FL and performs at library and book events across the country.

This event will be located in the Strand's 3rd floor Rare Book Room at 828 Broadway at 12th Street.  The purchase of a $10 Strand gift card is required to attend and may be used at any time, towards any purchase at the Strand.

For press inquires and additional information about Stand-Up Librarian Meredith Myers, contact Meredith via email at StandUpLibrarianMM@gmail.com or visit StandUpLibrarian.com.
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Monday, December 3, 2012

"I Ran After the Gingerbread Man"

"I Ran After the Gingerbread Man": 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-UPtpDWe88

I decided to premiere my new holiday literary parody video live on stage at my sold-out shows at Venue Theatre this past weekend where I choreographed a chase sequence with a real ginger man (my friend, librarian Justin Brasher) and concluded with gingerbread man cookies I baked myself.  It was so fun (not to mention quite delicious I was told!)  I will also be performing it at The Strand Book Store in NYC on Thursday, but sadly my ginger will be unable to make the trip and me baking cookies might be difficult as well, but I certainly hope anybody in the New York area will still attend the show!  Anyway, I hope you enjoy the video.  I made the entire gingerbread man outfit myself and actually do own most of the gingerbread man decorations shown.

Information on Thursday's show in NYC:

THE STRAND BOOKSTORE – 7pm
Thursday, December 6th
$10 Strand Gift Card (can be used for any Strand purchase)
828 Broadway at 12th Street (3rd floor Rare Book Room)
About the show: Click HERE
For reservations/gift card purchase: Click HERE

I hope to see you there!
Shooting the video.
Performing it live on stage at Venue Theatre.
Dancing with my gingerbread man.
Serving up some fresh gingerbread man
cookies for the audience!



Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Performances & Designs


I hope everybody had a great Thanksgiving with family & friends and are now getting into the holiday spirit by decorating trees and reading Dickens!  I am busy preparing for my shows at Venue Theatre and The Strand Bookstore which are just days away.  I have also been creating some very special holiday items that are available for a limited time only at my shows and at StandUpLibrarianDesigns.com.  Why hang a store-bought Christmas stocking when you can have a personalized book stocking to encourage reading!

I hope all of you will have a chance to come to one of the shows because it is truly a celebration for me and I am going all out.  I started performing stand-up comedy in NYC back in 2002 so to return and perform my all-literary comedy act at The Strand Bookstore is such an honor.  Plus to perform in my hometown for the first time in ten years is pretty cool too.  Nothing makes me prouder than writing jokes that hopefully people enjoy but more importantly encourages them to read!

The show info is below…hope to see you there!

STAND-UP LIBRARIAN MEREDITH MYERS

“So a comedian walks into a library and decides to work there…”


You’ve seen stand-up, but not like this!  Comedian/Librarian Meredith Myers will perform an hour of hilarious literary entertainment for all ages as she riffs on pop culture icons, authors, story time, and books, books, books.  A combination of Pippi Longstocking and Sandra Bernhard with the style of Carrie Bradshaw, Myers entertains while educates about the importance of literacy and libraries as she addresses Melvil Dewey and the Dewey Decimal System, honors Edgar Allan Poe in a rock n’ roll musical parody, and dances on a book cart in a delicious holiday-inspired musical number all in literary costumes she sews herself!  There will most certainly be no shushing at this show!

VENUE THEATRE – 8pm
Friday, November 30th & Saturday, December 1st
$15 (bring a library card & it is just $10)
9125 US Hwy 19 N (at Mainlands Blvd in Pinellas Park)
For reservations, call 727-822-6194. Cash only.

THE STRAND BOOKSTORE – 7pm
Thursday, December 6th
$10 Strand Gift Card (can be used for any Strand purchase)
828 Broadway at 12th Street (3rd floor Rare Book Room)
For reservations/gift card purchase: Click HERE

Meredith Myers has a Masters degree in Library and Information Sciences from the University of South Florida and has been performing stand-up comedy across the country since 2002 after checking out a comedy book from her local library.  She wrote, produced and starred in her one-woman show Like a Publicist off-off Broadway in 2003, which received rave reviews and was based on her years working in public relations for celebrities Hugh Jackman and Jeremy Renner to Diana Krall and Whitney Houston.  Binding her experiences in comedy and libraries, Meredith created www.StandUpLibrarian.com in June of 2010 to educate and entertain people about the importance of libraries and literacy.  In 2012, she launched www.StandUpLibrarianDesigns.com so she would have something literary fabulous to wear!  She currently lives in St. Petersburg and performs at library and book events across the country. 

For press inquires and additional information on Stand-Up Librarian Meredith Myers, contact Meredith via email at StandUpLibrarianMM@gmail.com or visit StandUpLibrarian.com.

Book Stockings are available for a limited time at:
StandUpLibrarianDesigns.com
I can always count on the Kardashians
for some comedy material.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
(I made that turkey ornament in 3rd grade.)

Before we all begin a busy week of travel and turkey consumption (while the stores just bypass it all together to promote Black Friday), I wanted to take a moment to say THANK YOU to all of the people who have made the past year a truly remarkable one in both personal and professional ways.  I am so grateful to my family, friends and fans who have offered me their love and support as I transitioned out of Los Angeles and back to Florida.  It has made all of the difference in finding my voice, my creativity, and learning the very important lesson that sometimes taking a step back is just so you can get more appropriate shoes for the next leg of your journey that are on sale right now at Macy’s!  Sorry, I was just distracted by a sales flyer in my newspaper.  What I meant to say was…I have a lot of shoes, wear many hats, and now have a literary purse business so if you want to buy something, shop here!  No that wasn’t my point – stupid Facebook pop up ad!  OK, seriously, my point is this…I am THANKFUL.  I have finally learned that I don’t really need the shoes at all.  I just need my feet.  They help me stand, take difficult steps and dance on a book cart, but more important than all of that, are the people who will catch me when I fall off that book cart: my friends and family.  Sure they might laugh at first but I know that when I start crying and screaming obscenities, someone is going to stop tweeting and call 911.  And that is something to be thankful for… 

Oh and because I am a librarian, I wanted to share with you the ‘Thanksgiving poem’ Over the River and Through the Wood by Lydia Maria Child.  Did you know it was a poem before it became a song?  Of course you did!  Well, I’m glad I didn’t try to shock you with a video about it then.  Anyway, HAPPY THANKSGIVING everybody!

Over the River and Through the Wood
- A Thanksgiving Poem -
By Lydia Maria Child

Over the river and through the wood 

To Grandmother's house we go. 

The horse knows the way 

To carry the sleigh 

Through white and drifted snow.

Over the river and through the wood 

Oh, how the wind does blow! 

It stings the toes 

And bites the nose, 

As over the ground we go.

Over the river and through the wood 

To have a first-rate play. 

Hear the bells ring, 

Ting-a-ling-ling! 

Hurrah for Thanksgiving Day!

Over the river and through the wood, 

Trot fast, my dapple gray! 

Spring over the ground 

Like a hunting hound, 

For this is Thanksgiving Day.

Over the river and through the wood, 

And straight through the barnyard gate. 

We seem to go 

Extremely slow~ 

It is so hard to wait!

Over the river and through the wood~ 

Now Grandmother's cap I spy! 

Hurrah for fun!
Is the pudding done? 

Hurrah for the pumpkin pie!

Walking through white and drifted sand...




Thursday, November 15, 2012

Stand-Up Librarian Meredith Myers at NYC's The Strand Book Store: 12/6


STANDUPLIBRARIAN.COM
Contact: Meredith Myers 347-979-SHHH
StandUpLibrarianMM@gmail.com
                       
For Immediate Release

STAND-UP LIBRARIAN MEREDITH MYERS
BRINGS ALL-LITERARY COMEDY SHOW 
TO THE STRAND DECEMBER 6TH

NEW YORK, NY (November 15, 2012) – “So a comedian walks into a library and decides to work there…”  Comedian/Librarian Meredith Myers, also known as The Stand-Up Librarian, brings her all-literary comedy show to The Strand Book Store on December 6th. The event begins at 7pm and the purchase of a $10 Strand gift card is required to attend.

You’ve seen stand-up, but not like this!  Myers will perform an hour of hilarious literary entertainment for all ages as she riffs on pop culture icons, authors, story time, and books, books, books.  A combination of Pippi Longstocking and Sandra Bernhard with the wardrobe of Carrie Bradshaw, Myers entertains while educates about the importance of literacy and libraries as she addresses Melvil Dewey and the Dewey Decimal System, honors Edgar Allan Poe in a rock n’ roll musical parody, and dances on a book cart to Madonna, all in literary costumes she sews herself!  There will most certainly be no shushing at this show.

Myers has a Masters degree in Library and Information Sciences and has been performing stand-up comedy across the country since 2002 after checking out a comedy book from her local library.  She wrote, produced and starred in her one-woman show Like a Publicist off-off Broadway in 2003, which received rave reviews and was based on her years working in public relations for celebrities Hugh Jackman and Jeremy Renner to Diana Krall and Whitney Houston.  Binding her experiences in comedy and libraries, Meredith created StandUpLibrarian.com in June of 2010 to educate and entertain people about the importance of libraries and literacy.  In 2012, she launched StandUpLibrarianDesigns.com so she would have something literary fabulous to wear!  Her literary purses are carried by The Strand and are available for purchase at the show.  Myers currently lives in St. Petersburg, FL and performs at library and book events across the country.

This event will be located in the Strand's 3rd floor Rare Book Room at 828 Broadway at 12th Street.  The purchase of a $10 Strand gift card is required to attend and may be used at any time, towards any purchase at the Strand.

Members of the press with media-related inquiries about The Strand or this event can be sent to events@strandbooks.com or by calling 212-473-1452.

For press inquires and additional information about Stand-Up Librarian Meredith Myers, contact Meredith at 347-979-SHHH, via email at StandUpLibrarianMM@gmail.com or visit StandUpLibrarian.com.
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Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Stand-Up Librarian at Venue Theatre: 11/30 & 12/1!



STANDUPLIBRARIAN.COM
Contact: Meredith Myers 347-979-SHHH
StandUpLibrarianMM@gmail.com
                       
For Immediate Release

STAND-UP LIBRARIAN MEREDITH MYERS 
BRINGS ALL-LITERARY COMEDY SHOW TO 
VENUE THEATRE NOVEMBER 30TH & DECEMBER 1ST

ST. PETERSBURG, FL (November 13, 2012) – “So a comedian walks into a library and decides to work there…”  St. Petersburg native Meredith Myers, also known as The Stand-Up Librarian, brings her all-literary comedy show to Venue Theatre on November 30th and December 1st.  Show times are 8pm and ticket prices only $15.

You’ve seen stand-up, but not like this!  Myers will perform an hour of literary entertainment for all ages as she riffs on pop culture icons, authors, story time, and books, books, books.  A combination of Pippi Longstocking and Sandra Bernhard with the wardrobe of Carrie Bradshaw, Myers entertains while educates about the importance of literacy and libraries as she addresses Melvil Dewey and the Dewey Decimal System, honors Edgar Allan Poe in a rock n’ roll musical parody, and dances on a book cart to Madonna, all in literary costumes she sews herself.  There will most certainly be no shushing at this show!

Myers has a Masters degree in Library and Information Sciences from the University of South Florida and has been performing stand-up comedy across the country since 2002 after checking out a comedy book from her local library.  She wrote, produced and starred in her one-woman show Like a Publicist off-off Broadway in 2003, which received rave reviews and was based on her years working in public relations for celebrities including Hugh Jackman and Jeremy Renner to Diana Krall and Whitney Houston.  Binding her experiences in comedy and libraries, Meredith created www.StandUpLibrarian.com in June of 2010 to educate and entertain people about the importance of libraries and literacy.  In 2012, she launched www.StandUpLibrarianDesigns.com so she would have something literary fabulous to wear!  She currently lives in St. Petersburg and performs at library and book events across the country.

For show reservations call 727-822-6194 or visit http://www.venueactorstudio.org/
Venue Theatre is located at 9125 US Hwy 19 N at Mainlands Blvd in Pinellas Park.

For press inquires and additional information on Stand-Up Librarian Meredith Myers, contact: Meredith Myers at 347-979-SHHH, via email at StandUpLibrarianMM@gmail.com, or visit StandUpLibrarian.com.

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Friday, November 9, 2012

Performing For the TBLC


On Friday, November 2, 2012, I was the lunchtime entertainment for the Tampa Bay Library Consortium’s Annual Meeting.  I had never performed for a lunch before and the thought of competing with tossed salad and grilled chicken made me slightly uneasy, not to mention extremely hungry since I normally don’t eat before performances due to the fear of vomiting on my audiences out of sheer nervousness.  Plus you never really know if a person is red in the face due to the hilarity of your story time joke or because they are actually choking on a sliver of bone and need help.

I was also performing for most of libraries I had applied to work for at one time or another so the performance also felt like sort of an audition/job interview, which really makes things tough either way because when you are looking to get hired, you can’t really make fun of anybody and secretly that’s what people really want from comics – to say the things that everybody else is thinking & humiliate the jerks in the room.  For example, before I went on, a librarian came over and said that she wished I knew more of the personalities in the audience because if I could ‘roast them,’ that would have made her day.  I didn’t want to admit that I had my own list of people to roast – all across America - but due to having something called integrity and respect for myself, I wasn’t going to share any of my precious stage time talking about those sad individuals.  Besides, I am writing a book and wouldn’t it be better to save those juicy details for “The Today Show” interview with Matt Lauer?

Anyway, I also had the date of November 2nd hanging over my head reminding me that it was exactly a year ago that my life would take a giant U-turn thanks to an article in the LA Times.  People who say there is no such thing as bad press aren’t trying to get a job in the very competitive and highly conservative library field.  Think you have an incredible resume?  Excellent references?  Make a great impression on job interviews?  None of that matters when there is a full-page story about you in one of the top papers in the country to create doubt in your abilities and intentions…to the entire industry!

At the end of the hour-long performance, I couldn’t help but to shed a tear.  I was so happy to be still standing at the microphone regardless of the obstacles put in my way.  To look out at an audience full of the librarians I long admired, most smiling and clapping, gave me hope that my unusual path, while always in development and exploration, unpaved and rugged, was always full of inspiration and adventure! 

It has been an incredible year of self-discovery and creativity for me in so many ways.  Launching Stand-Up Librarian Designs and sewing literary purses, constructing fun literary costumes with matching hats and headbands has absolutely been one of the highlights of this year.  A hobby I once gave up on, I decided to try once again and as a result, has found an audience of patrons who purchase them.  It still makes me laugh that I actually make my own outfits and have a merchandise stand full of things I created!  Now that is cool.

I cannot thank the TBLC enough for showing their support to me on such a day that sparked so many memories and allowed me to triumph!

Standing with my book cart before the show.

Performing literary jokes for the TBLC.

With Jessica Riggins of the TBLC.

ALWAYS Ask a Librarian!

Working at my merchandise stand.





Friday, October 26, 2012

“It’s the Great Pumpkin, CHRIS Brown”


***For a direct link to the video, click here: "It's the Great Pumpkin, CHRIS Brown"
(Not available on mobile phones)

I can’t believe I did another literary music video so soon after “The Raven is Hard to Handle” but I just love Halloween too much to allow it to go by without giving it some “Pumpkin Luvin.”  Everybody close to me knows I obsess around the holidays with anything pumpkin.  I think I am up to twenty pumpkin food items (my pumpkin tea & pumpkin sparkling non-alcoholic cider being my favorites), so of course being a designer, I also had to sew a pumpkin purse, then a matching hat, and just a week ago decided I needed a skirt too.

Wearing my Peanuts hat, wristlet purse, and skirt!
So once again the idea for “It’s the Great Pumpkin, CHRIS Brown” came from something I made!  But this time it also incorporated a joke I had been performing that mashed up the Peanuts classic It’s a Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown with a book called Hip Hop Chris Brown.  Mashing up books has become my signature at my literary comedy shows.  I just love it!  But whenever I did the joke, I just knew it could be better with Brown’s music, some of his crazy dance moves, and a whole lot of humor.

It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown meets Hip Hop Chris Brown!
Choosing Chris Brown was a risky move due to his ongoing controversy with Rhianna.  As a comedian, there were so many jokes I could have incorporated into this thing but as I have chosen to be a comedian that lifts people up, not puts them down, I decided to focus on my love for the Peanuts gang instead. Besides, taking two extremes and mashing them together to promote books and having fun at the library (or at this case the pumpkin patch) is kind of what made me want to do it in the first place. 

Hip Hop Peanuts!
I made Brody this Linus/Snoopy security blanket scarf to wear.
And Busta Rhymes is an incredible rapper!  The speed to which he raps in that middle section is a true skill.  The minute I heard that song, I thought jeez, I bet he reads fast too!  And that is exactly what I tried to do.  I read the entire book really fast, cut it in two parts, and then put the tracks on top of one another so what you hear is actually the entire story!

For Busta Rhymes, I had to wear something batty!
It’s no secret I love to dance and dancing in a pumpkin patch was pretty cool.  Boy, did I want to break dance and do flips like Chris Brown but knowing me, I would probably trip on a pumpkin or land on a rake or something, and well, I have Halloween parties to attend and candy to hand out so maybe next year…when I have health insurance.

Dancing in a pumpkin patch?  A must-do this Halloween!
I hope this Halloween when you watch “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” on TV, you might think of me and little Brody drinking pumpkin juice and dancing to a great story.  Then maybe go to your library and sign up for one of the programs there.  Just be safe this Halloween.  Dressing up as someone else is fun for one night but if you are really lucky, you might find yourself dressing up all the time…and being IN those stories!

"Story time with the Stand-Up Librarian" is always a good time!
Shooting the video with my brother.
Thank you Tampa Bay Times!
Happy Halloween everybody...especially to my friend, Brody!

Friday, October 5, 2012

"The Raven is Hard to Handle"



On October 7, 1849, Edgar Allan Poe passed away at age 40 for reasons that to this day are still a mystery.  It almost seems a fitting end for the man who is often called the ‘Father of the Detective Story’ and while we may never know the true ending to his life, what we do know is that he had incredible talent for composing words in short stories, essays, book reviews, and poems like The Raven, published in 1845.

I would love to brag about all of the Poe works I have read but the truth is, classics like Poe’s aren’t always so easy for me to understand.  Sometimes I feel like Judy Holliday in “Born Yesterday” with a Poe book in one hand and a dictionary in the other looking up all of the words I can’t comprehend.  “I looked up every word!” OK, I just did a scene from that play in my acting class so I have the script “laying here…lying here.”

And I know I am not the only one who has this trouble of grasping language from another time.  At least I hope I am not alone.  Perhaps there are some kids out there that have my back on this?  I also have a hard time memorizing words.  It has always been a challenge for me as an actor and comedian to remember my lines – even the words I write myself!  So sometimes I need music to help me grasp the material.  I need rhythm.  Something to sway my hips to is also helpful.

It is with these admissions and to honor the great Edgar Allan Poe that I have created a literary parody song that was not only so fun to do but truly helped me learn these three verses of The Raven poem!  You are on your own for the rest of it.  Thanks to one of my favorite 90’s songs “Hard to Handle” by The Black Crowes, I am proud to share my brand new literary parody song “The Raven is Hard to Handle” where I actually sing!  Not necessarily well, but certainly with lots of passion and heart.  Oh, don’t you just love Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart? "Villains!" I shrieked. "Dissemble no more! I admit the deed!  Tear up the planks!  Here, here!  It is the beating of his hideous heart!"  No, I didn’t memorize that.  I have like 20 Poe books here on my desk leftover from the video shoot.

As is my mission as the Stand-Up Librarian, I want to promote libraries and show my love to my fellow librarians, so this video is no different.  There are several “shout outs” in my costumes and especially on my purse guitar!  I love literature as much as rock n’ roll, so grab a set of Raven wings and get ready to rock...at the library!

RIP Edgar Allan Poe!

The Raven parody idea came to me after making this hat!
Sitting in my "library" wearing my literary creations
that I made or re-styled from other pieces I had.
With my friend and acting teacher Corinne.
I asked her to shush me only 1 minute before we filmed it!
Wearing my silver & black Raven wings.
I originally had READ on the back in red but
it looked like dripping blood. Too dark even for Poe!

***Please visit: www.StandUpLibrarianDesigns.com if you want me to make you a Raven hat or headband!  Or if you are looking for some fashions that are literary fabulous!